Celebrity Movie Archive

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Celebrities. Eddie Van Halen May Be Drinking Again
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Celeb Movie Archive. Richie Sambora is in a whole mess of crap
Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI and is now staring down the barrel of charges for child endangerment since he brilliantly decided to drive drunk with his 10-year-old daughter Ava in the car. Also in the car was another minor and an unidentified woman. Scope out Heather Locklear’s response when notified of the arrest, according to TMZ:

And, police sources say, after Sambora was busted, the cops called Heather Locklear, Ava’s mom. We’re told Heather authorized the woman in the car to drive her daughter home.

Okay, your ex-husband just get picked up driving drunk with your daughter in the car. Most mothers would’ve rushed to the scene and picked up their child. Heather Locker says, “Eh, just let some chick drive her home.” Damn, she’s hot and lazy. It’s almost like we were made for each other. Heather, will you marry me? I promise not to leave you for Denise Richards. Unless I could somehow pull it off without leaving the couch….

Celebrity. The Jonas Brothers are Bicycle Boys
Brothers Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas of the pop-rock group The Jonas Brothers take their younger brother Frankie for a bicycle ride around the neighborhood in Santa Monica, Calif. on Sunday afternoon. The Jonas Brothers will soon begin their “Burning Up” concert tour, promoting their new movie Camp Rock and releasing their third studio album [...]

Celebrity. Cate Blanchett s Year of Magical Thinking
Mom-to-be Cate Blanchett stands by her man, director husband Andrew Upton at the premiere of the play The Year of Magical Thinking at the Sydney Theatre Company on Saturday in Sydney, Australia. The 38-year-old Aussie actress wore a “60 Hours” pin, advocating the remarkable global event, Earth Hour 2008. It’s when towns “turn [...]

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Celeb Movie Archive. Simona Fusco, so, uh, wow, you just pull em out like that often?

Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii. Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I’m sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona flashed her jubilees like the sea water is the antidote. Which pretty much makes her a shining beacon of inspiration. I mean, Jesus is sitting in heaven right now going “And, fuck, I just got served. Way to be, JC.” Big thanks to Roy who saw boobs and knew to contact a real expert. Then eventually me when that guy didn’t get back to him. NOTE: First four pics are NSFW because of the wind in the boobage.

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Celeb Movie Archive. Angelina Jolie’s uterus is an ATM

Having kids is big business in Hollywood these days. Jennifer Lopez nabbed $6 million for exclusive photos of her twin spawns of Skeletor. Barry Levine of the National Enquirer is telling Page Six that Angelina Jolie could score as high as 10 million smackers for pictures of her baby which looks like it’s ready to Tomb Raider it’s way out:

“It’s become big business now,” Levine said. “It’s outrageous, they’ve gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celeb enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it’s impossible to obtain a photo illegally.”
Levine said stars now realize that having a child is “akin to getting a role in a movie.” And the glossies don’t mind paying because they recoup the money over time with magazine sales, Web hits, and by re-selling the photos overseas.

Any lady celebs out there looking to make a quick buck, I’ve got a wiener. I’m just saying. UPDATE: Major backfire. Within five minutes Rosie O’Donnell and Britney Spears showed up in my front yard and started duking it out. It’s sort of like that scene in King Kong when Kong fights the T-Rex. Except Rosie is way more hairy, Britney isn’t a sexy thunder lizard and, when it’s all over, I’ll be crying as my pelvis gets turned into a fine powder. Mommy!