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Paris Hilton Sings Happy Birthday

Sung to Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion!

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Jenna Jameson Advertisement

Jenna is selling sportswear now?

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Top

A young Jessica Simpson sits on the beach in a bikini while her rack hangs out for all to see!

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Celeb Movie Archive. Dustin Diamond: A-Hole Extraordinaire
If you’ve ever had the distinct pleasure of having Dustin Diamond visit your college or you attended one of his shows, you will immediately support the validity of this e-mail I received. I’ve heard many a tale of how much of a jerkass Dustin is in person and, since it’s early Monday morning, I’m sharing a recent anecdote for you to enjoy. This story comes from reader Jeremy who, along with his friend “Gee,” had the task of picking up Samuel Powers at the airport last Wednesday. I now present to you: “A Kind of Long E-mail Where Screech Says a Bunch of Crazy Shit and Bombs at a Comedy Club But Sadly Does Not Feature a Cameo by Kelly Kapowski Who I Would Give My Left Testicle To Get With True Story”:

So, we got to the airport, we saw Dustin Diamond (whose only demand was that we don’t call him Screech or mention Saved by the Bell), and we approached him, telling him that we were there to pick him up. He asked if we worked for the State, and we said no, but we were there to pick him up, anyway. He seemed okay with that.
Once we got in the car, with his luggage barely fitting in the trunk, we started making awkward small talk. Gee asked him who his comedic influences were, and Screech gave him a few names (Brian Regan, George Carlin, Mitch Hedburg–who Screech says was his best friend). Gee asked him if he liked Bill Hicks at all, and Screech went into a twenty-minute tirade about how much of a joke thief Bill Hicks was. “Oooh, he’s an angry smoker who rants against the government, that’s really original. He stole his act from Lenny Bruce, who stole his act from some other guy, blah blah blah.”
Screech then talked to us about a wide variety of very strange stuff. To sum up: He loved Cloverfield, said that No Country for Old Men was “FUCKING horrible,” saved his house by selling 22,000 t-shirts (he signed 17,000 of them), including one to the lead singer of Korn. What else? He called the ending to the Usual Suspects (since he grew up in the industry, he saw through it). He wrote the script for Alien 3, but they didn’t use his ideas because they wanted to “remake the first one.” He’s invented fifteen different household items, including a holiday themed doorbell (it plays holiday music when it rings!). He then browbeat Gee for having such a dirty car and spent the remainder of the ride giving us financial advice on how to stop being poor.
Well, we were told we were going to be compensated for the trip, plus we were going to be given free tickets to the show, but Screech chewed the manager of the State out because we didn’t work for the theater and the car wasn’t clean, so we got nothing.
This is when I went home and watched Lost. Gee went to the show. Screech hit the stage at 9:30ish. Gee says he was beyond awful. One of the jokes he told me, to give me an idea of the overall style, was that Screech compared having sex with an old grandmother with putting his dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Well, obviously, this irritated Gee, and the audience, so he seriously was thinking of walking out, at which point, after one of his more obscene jokes, Screech said, “By the way folks, I am available for children’s parties.” After having listened to Screech rant for twenty minutes earlier in the day about how much of a joke thief Bill Hicks was, Gee had had enough, stood up and yelled, in the middle of a very quiet theater, “Boo! That’s a Bill Hicks joke, you joke thief! Boo!”

So, what have we learned today? 1. Screech hates being called Screech or reminded that he was Screech. Because he’d be so much more famous if he weren’t Screech. Good one, Screech. 2. Screech sucks at comedy. Yet still books gigs. Who knows? 3. Screech had sex with a grilled cheese sandwich. Which is surprising because I figured melted cheese on bread would have higher standards. What did Screech promise you, Cheese? A chance to meet Mario Lopez? And you fell for it? Oh, Cheese. You’ve been using again haven’t you? Thanks to Jeremy who’s cooler than burgers at The Max.

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Britney Spears – The Onyx tour – Live in London – 26th April 2004

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Celebrity Oops. More 90210 (2.0) Casting News! (Again britney pregnant spears)

Jessica Alba Sexy Dance

She is hot and she can move on the dance floor too!

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Angelina Jolie Sex Scene

More nudity of Angelina, but this time caught up in a nasty sex romp.

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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage

Lindsay shows her great mams in this comedy skit.

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It’s emerged that the chick who played Uncle Jessie’s girlfriend in Full House, Lori Loughlin, will play the ‘Carol Potter’ role in the 90210 remake. Thoughts????????? Loughlin will play Celia Mills, an ex-Olympic athlete who relocates to Beverly Hills with her husband (BH High’s new principal) and two children. She’s wayyyy hotter than Brenda and Brandon’s mom by [...]

Celebrities Exposed. Baby Names Floating Around Gwen Stefani s House
There are celebrity babies, and then there are superstar celebrity babies, the kind whose birth gets a front page story on CNN.com. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s second child falls into the superstar category, and recently the couple talked with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show about baby names, among other things. Rossdale told Seacrest [...]

Celeb Movie Archive. Tom Cruise’s Posh Style
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Celebrity Oops. Country Songwriter Kills Cheri Oteri’s Dad
Sad news. The father of Saturday Night Live alum Cheri Oteri was stabbed to death this past weekend by a country music songwriter. On Monday, police charged Richard William Fagan for the criminal homicide of Gaetano Thomas Oteri. Fagan and Oteri were reportedly roommates. No other information has been released. Our thoughts are with the Oteri family. [Image via WENN.]

Britney Spears – Gimme More [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

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Celebrity Oops. Forcing Miley To Apologize?
Miley Cyrus has got everyone’s panties in a bunch! Now, Christian groups are demanding that Disney reprimand the tween star. The Christian Coalition of America (CCA) wants Cyrus to be held accountable for the semi-topless photos she just had published in Vanity Fair. Michele Combs, a representative of CCA, tells says, “Disney should reprimand her. Miley [...]

Celebrities Exposed. Brooke Burke Finally Comes Up With A Baby Name
After what seemed like an eternity, Brooke Burke and husband David Charvet finally solved their baby name dilemma. Their new son is named Shaya, Here is what Burke wrote on her blog, after nearly a month of agonizing over what to call her baby, who joined sisters Rain, Neriah, and Sierra: “We played with so many different [...]

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Celebrity. Bar Refaeli Counts Her Montecristos (Most viewed picture)

Angelina and Zahara at the Mall

Awesome video of Angelina with the new baby… wow..

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Drew Barrymore Getting In On In The Rain

A young Drew seduces an older man!

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Debra Messing Covered Up

The Will & Grace star gets caught nude!!

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Model Bar Refaeli (aka Leo DiCaprio’s girlfriend) attends the Montecristo No. 4 Party at the ME Hotel in Madrid, Spain on Wednesday. Bar, 22, will be starring in the upcoming film, Session, slated for release next year. The film is a psychological suspense drama-thriller where a psychologist becomes obsessed with one of his patients [...]

Updated! Britney Spears VMA Truth (Britney gallery picture spears)

Paris Hilton Hamburger Commercial

I didn’t know she could open her mouth that wide.

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Shakira On Stage

Lucky for her, she wore panties that day!

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Carmen Electra Stripper

Here she is doing what she does best!

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Includes VIDEO AND PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF. Please watch and comment. The reason why Britney Spears’ performance wasn’t so good: her shoe BROKE!

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Celebrity. Joe Jonas to Miley Cyrus: We Got Your Back! (Pics of britney spears baby)

Demi Moore Stripping

No wonder she can get a guy 20 years younger!

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Kylie Minogue Banned Commercial

I wish I were that mechanical bull!

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Jessica Alba Downblouse Compilation

Jessica Alba Downblouse Compilation

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Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers recently spoke out to defend pal Miley Cyrus in the midst of leaked shots of her cuddling with boyfriend Thomas Sturges. “We re good friends of hers,” Joe said during a recent appearance on Yo on E! “We got her back and we love her to death. Added Joe, 18, I [...]

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Celeb Movie Archive. K-Fed’s Lawyer: ‘Britney Spears Is Making Good Progress
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Celebrities. Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Engaged (Hair sophisticates style)

Carmen Electra Getting Felt Up

Everyone gets a feel on the Stern Show!

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Christina Aguilera Hot Photoshoot

She is looking good in this recent photoshoot!

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Christina Aguilera Busty Interview

X-Tina’s rack almost falls out of her dress!

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Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Well…at least you won’t have to call the baby illegitimate. [...]

Celebrity Oops. Issues With Balding
Poison lead singer and Rock of Love ’star’ Fergie Brett Michaels has revealed just exactly what is underneath that bandana of his! The relationship jabber was…blah. “My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer,” says Michaels. “I do the show without it on all the time and they won’t film [...]

Celeb Movie Archive. Britney Spears wants script approval
While I posted yesterday that the surprisingly decent looking Britney Spears is reprising her role on How I Met Your Mother, it turns out it’s not exactly a done deal. The hold up? Britney wants script approval. Wait, she’s reading now? And, wow, game over, world. Revelations is at hand! REPENT! Us Magazine reports:

The source adds: No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.”

Can you imagine the poor writer who has to take script notes from Britney Spears? And by script notes I mean the half-eaten chicken wing stapled to Page 2. I can just see the meltdown on set: “Y’alls, I specifically said I wanted this scene to include a medium-spicy chicken wing! Did you not get my notes? I can’t work under these conditions. I’m going over to the CSI set.” *kicks open studio door* “Hey! I’m the killer, y’alls!”

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Celebrities. CoCo s Birthday Party
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Lordy that Ice-T and Coco make a classy couple don’t [...]

Celebrities Exposed. Celebrity Chef Giada De Laurentiis Welcomes Baby Girl
Food Network celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis, 37, and husband Todd Thompson, 44, welcomed a baby girl over the weekend. Jade Marie is the first child for the couple, and the first for De Laurentiis. The couple married in 2003. Save to del.icio.us Technorati Tags: celebrity baby names, baby names, [...]

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Britney Spears Hot Photoshoot

Britney shows off her great cleavage in this amazing photoshoot vid!

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Mandy Moore Boob Slip

Wish I could see the left one too!

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Scarlett Johansson Almost Popping Out

I can’t believe that guy didn’t get slapped!

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It’s Britney,bitch.

Tetas de Britney Spears

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Britney Spears – Overprotected [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

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Le Star Magazine – December 31, 2030 – Britney Spears and Paris Hilton – Hard Partying Grannies!!!

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Kristin Davis Stripping Down

What a sexy broad she is!

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Christina Applegate Cameron Diaz Bikini

Cameras in changing rooms, I give it thumbs up!

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Trish Stratus Kissing Pam Anderson

Two blonde bombshells lock lips!

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nello stesso giorno, il 2 dicembre, in diversi anni per , sono nate Maria Callas e Britney Spears. Le stranezze della vita.

Britney and Sean Preston

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Celeb Movie Archive. Amy Winehouse’s tough childhood
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Celeb Movie Archive. Heath Ledger’s Last Girlfriend Speaks Out
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Cameron Diaz Belch

Cameron Diaz takes a big swig of soda and shows the world that she can belch!

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Jessica Simpson Photoshoot

Jessica is looking good!

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Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke Best Parts

The best parts of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke!

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Celebrity Oops. Fill In The Blank
La Lohan has lunch with a “girlfriend” – Saturday in L.A.. If I were Lindsay’s manager, I would tell her _____________ to resuscitate her dying career. [Image via Starzlife.]

nello stesso giorno, il 2 dicembre, in diversi anni per , sono nate Maria Callas e Britney Spears. Le stranezze della vita.

Celeb Movie Archive. Johnny Knoxville divorced
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Celeb Movie Archive. Sarah Jessica Parker’s LA hate
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Celeb Movie Archive. Kate Moss Sets Wedding Date
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Celeb Movie Archive. Johnny Knoxville divorced (Britney picture spears wedding)

Salma Hayek Stripping

If I saw her at the strip club, I would be broke!

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Tyra Banks Nip Slip

Tyra’s nipple slips out of her bikini!

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Alyssa Milano Hot & Sweaty

This vid will make you sweat!

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Celeb Movie Archive. Amy Winehouse’s tough childhood
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Celebrities In Pantyhose. Pamela Anderson to have her own reality television series
Pamela Anderson will have her own reality television series as she recently signed the an eight-part series deal. The actress had previously denied she was in talks to make a show with former husband Rick Salomon but now that thinks are going on the right track, the show’s creators have …

Britney Fan Crying
Britney Fan Crying
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2 min – Sep 12, 2007

Probably one of the funniest things I have seen in my life… PS: This is not me. This is, apparently, a guy…