Celeb Movie Archive. Janice Dickinson, holy crap, that’s gotta stop (Brittany spears – toxic)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Green Bikini

Her rack is out of control!

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New Paris Hilton Sex Movie Goes Wrong

Paris Hilton decides to destroy all humans – WTF !!?!

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Britney Spears Radio Commercial

Britney Spears dances around in a strapless purple dress looking hot!

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Dearest Jan-Jan, Before we begin, I’d like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus’ cup in that tomb with the knight who was like super old. Anyway, those glory days are long gone. When you reach the triple digits, it’s time to retire the bikini. How do I put this delicately? Your ass looks like E.T.’s stomach – but more Play-Doh-y. So Play-Doh-y, in fact, that I’m about ready to bust out my Spaghetti Factory. I like to make the stars! Godspeed, The Superficial Writer NOTE: Not sure what this is, but I’m convinced it’s our duty as a society to kill it.

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Celebrities Exposed. Destiny Hope Cyrus Changes Her Name To Miley Ray Cyrus
Miley Ray Cyrus, also known as Hannah Montana, began life as Destiny Hope Cyrus. Her parents, singer Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Leticia, named her Destiny Hope because they felt she was destined for great things. Now that she’s pretty much fulfilled her destiny, she’s decided to toss out the old name, and adopt Miley Ray [...]

Britney Spears

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Celebrity Oops. Heidi’s Dirty Confession
Will Heidi be the new Elizabitch Hasselbeck? The Hills star Heidi Montag is taking the bold move of coming out of the closet….as a Republican! In the latest issue of US Weekly, Montag says “I’m voting for John McCain. I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” When her beau, Spencer Pratt, warns her during [...]

Celebrity Oops. Que Locura!
Lo hacen otra vez! Nos moriremos todos???? No! Tendremos que ir a Espa a bien pronto!

Britney as Art

Celeb Movie Archive. Richie Sambora should probably not talk
Richie Sambora thanked all his fans and friends at a concert in Denver last night for supporting him and his dumb-as-fuck decision to drunkenly drive his Hummer all over the road with his daughter in the front seat. He couldn’t get through these difficult times without millions of people saying “We listen to Bon Jovi. How the hell do you drive sober?” People reports:

“Hello Denver,” he said, as the crowd cheered. “I just want to thank everyone for their support. Sometimes friends need the help of their friends to get by. This next song is one that keeps coming back in my life and is current again … .”

Richie then played a solo rendition of “These Days” (lyrics here) which made absolutely no sense at all. Unless the words “These days there ain’t a ladder on the streets” is alluding to the fact that Richie ran over it.

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Celebrities. Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood [...]