Celeb Movie Archive.Guy Ritchie’s sex Starvation (Britney spears fans)

Angelina Jolie ScreenSaver

Get the best of the sexy, dark-haired temptress with this Angelina Jolie screensaver ...

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Lindsay Lohan Hot Interview

Lindsay gets interview wearing a low cut purple dress!

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Denise Richards Showering With Another Woman

Denise gets squeaky clean with some chick in the shower!

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Celeb Movie Archive.Nick Hogan gets 8 months in jail

Nick Bollea (a.k.a. Nick Hogan) was sentenced to eight months in Florida County Jail today after pleading no contest to charges of felony reckless driving. Wow, a book finally got thrown at a celeb that deserved it. Check out the details from People:

In addition to the jail time, which begins immediately, Bollea, 17, was sentenced to 5 years probation, during which he will serve 500 hours of community service, not be allowed to drink any alcohol and have his driver’s license revoked for 3 years.
“I think there is an understanding of what happened, and there is a sense of acceptance of responsibility,” the judge said, explaining his decision. “There is nothing that the court can impose that is close to what John has dealt with or will have to deal with as he moves forward.”
Leaving the courthouse, Bollea’s family did not address reporters. His attorneys did say that Bollea was “happy” with the sentence, and happy that the case was finished.

All I have to say is, Brooke, if you need any comforting, I’m here for you. Back massage, dip in the hot tub, erotic Parcheesi, you name it. I’m here for you like a rock. A strong rock with rock pecs, biceps and rocky good looks carved from, well, rocks. But moving on, I know it must be tough thinking your dad’s money would save your brother, but these things happen. So, please, don’t hesitate to call – or even put on a bikini and drive to my house. You know, to start the healing process. It’s all about the healing. EDIT: Added photos of Nick and his family in court. Still can’t believe this kid got any jail time at all. I figured they’d take away his PlayStation for a few days, but then totally give it back after he says “I’m sorry, mama.”

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Celeb Movie Archive.Brad Pitt Bad Neighbor Tag
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hit back at claims their Hollywood neighbours are sick of the tabloid attention they have brought to their exclusive gated community.

Other residents of Los Angeles’ exclusive Franklin Village are reported to be “outraged” by the photographers who now swarm around the area, desperate for a glimpse of the couple and their four children.

Website Animalnewyork.com claims a number of homeowners are rallying to try and force the Pitt-Jolie family out of the neighbourhood.

But Pitt doesn’t believe the reports – insisting he gets on well with his neighbours.

He tells the New York Post, “This is the first I’ve heard of this, which tells me it’s mostly not true. I have lived and worked in the same location off and on since 1995 and have never had any problems with my neighbours, only paparazzi and those who peddle in sensationalism.”.

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Celebrities Exposed.Celebrity Pregnancies Confirmations, Rumors, And Wishful Thinking
CONFIRMED: Baby Mama star Amy Poehler, 36, and her husband, actor Will Arnett, 37, are expecting their first child together. The baby is due sometime this fall. CONFIRMED: One of the icons of the celebrity baby names world is Pilot Inspektor, the four-year-old son of actors Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (now Splitsville). Lee’s new girlfriend, [...]

Celebrity Oops.Getting Hitched Before The Baby Pops Out (Britney nanny spears)

Mischa Barton Seduction

Isn’t she a little too young to be seducing men?

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Carmen Electra Before Implants

Should Carmen have gotten breast implants? She looked pretty good before the surgery!

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Paris Hilton Striptease

Paris takes it off for some lucky dude!

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Exciting news! Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will be getting married soon. Very very soon! How soon? THIS Saturday!!!! Crazy! The two are set to marry this Saturday, May 17th at a “secret” location. The rehearsal dinner for family and close friends will take place on Friday, at another “secret” location. A source says, “Proper invites have not been sent [...]

Nickelback Rockstar Spoof – Popstar Britney Spears VMA

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Avril Levigne, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce Knowles, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Micheal Jackson. They’re all pop stars, and they’re all in my newest video! Popstar is a spoof of Nickelback’s Rockstar. Please rate, comment, and subscribe! Heck, I’ll even be your friend if you’re nice to me (and reasonably good looking). Anyways, I hope you enjoy. I’m sorry I don’t have the time or means to make a better video, but well I just don’t. And who the heck are you to judge my video anyway? Steven Speilberg? I think not. JERK! Anyways, enjoy! Oh, BTW, I know not all of the people in the vid have done all the things I’m singing about, so please don’t tell me about how fergie never dated justin and how gwen never really had implants and so on and so forth. It’s just a goofy song and I really don’t care. OK, now you can enjoy!

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Celebrity Oops.They Were Lying!
Warner Bros. was called out! Speed Racer didn’t make $20 million at the U.S. Box Office this past weekend! The shiteous film didn’t come in second, as the studio had claimed. Speed Racer only made $18 million, meaning that it opened in the #3 spot at the weekend. Yup, that means Ashton Kutcher’s Vegas rom-com beat the overpriced Speed [...]

Celeb Movie Archive.George Clooney once propositioned by Roseanne, it, uh, didn’t work

George Clooney sat down with Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers Wednesday night for a special screening of Leatherheads. During the Q & A, The Chinned One discussed his acting past and his experiences on the set of Roseanne which included a sexual offer from Roseanne. WARNING: If you just ate, skip to the witty banter after the quote. People reports:

“I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’ She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was.”

Clooney, being a rookie actor, couldn’t answer with his honest response which I’m sure was something along the lines of: “Well, it looks like somebody already beat me to it. And by somebody I mean a pack of teamsters, Tom Arnold and, judging by your shirt, a hot roast beef sandwich – with fries.” NOTE: I make the same face as the Clooney above every morning in front of my mirror. While on George it says, “Hi, I’m George Clooney. I’m suave and debonair,” on me it says, “Hi, I’m The Superficial Writer. I wear Spider-man jammies, ladies.” Thanks to veggi whose pick-up line is so powerful, the Pentagon classified it as “Nuclear Sexy.”

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Britney Spears – Piece of Me (POM) [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

Check out the official music video to Britney’s latest hit single “Piece of Me” or as some of you like to call it POM! New album “Blackout” in stores now! Look for the official international version soon! http://www.britney.com http://www.myspace.com/britneyspears

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Celeb Movie Archive.Brad Pitt Bad Neighbor Tag
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hit back at claims their Hollywood neighbours are sick of the tabloid attention they have brought to their exclusive gated community.

Other residents of Los Angeles’ exclusive Franklin Village are reported to be “outraged” by the photographers who now swarm around the area, desperate for a glimpse of the couple and their four children.

Website Animalnewyork.com claims a number of homeowners are rallying to try and force the Pitt-Jolie family out of the neighbourhood.

But Pitt doesn’t believe the reports – insisting he gets on well with his neighbours.

He tells the New York Post, “This is the first I’ve heard of this, which tells me it’s mostly not true. I have lived and worked in the same location off and on since 1995 and have never had any problems with my neighbours, only paparazzi and those who peddle in sensationalism.”.

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Britney Spears – Break The Ice

Britney Spears Break The Ice (C) 2008 Zomba Recording, LLC

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Celebrities In Pantyhose.Madonna Sticky & Sweet World Tour Dates 2008
Madonna “Sticky & Sweet” world tour dates 2008 were announced recently and the Pop Celebrity plans to embark on a fifty-sixty city tour around the Globe. Madonna’s tour is kicking off on August 23rd at Cardiff s Millennium Stadium in the UK and while additional dates and venues are to be …

Celebrities Exposed.Deja Vu: Jessica Alba s Baby Name Revealed In Jewelry Store
Wait a minute, didn’t this just happen with Jennifer Lopez? Remember how her twins’ names, Max and Emme, were revealed by a ’shopper‘ who overheard Lopez’s mother ordering engraved baby id bracelets in a New York City jewelry store? Lightning has struck again, this time at a Los Angeles jewelry store, where a ’source’ revealed that [...]

Celeb Movie Archive.Bai Ling’s nipples are ‘bai-ling’ out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!)

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT! NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.

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