Celebrity.Leighton Meester: Sushi On The Steps (Mtv punked)

Jessica Simpson Wet All Over

The playful Jessica Simpson showing how she likes to get wet.

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Leighton Meester handles a pair of wooden chopsticks while lunching on a sushi roll in Brooklyn, New York City on Monday. The 22-year-old actress was joined by costar Blake Lively on the steps of a building Also spotted on set: Ed Westwick, aka Chuck. New episodes of the second season of Gossip Girl start @ 8PM ET/PT on [...]

Celeb Movie Archive.Jordan aka Katie Price: I was caught romping in a car park

Celeb Movie Archive.Samantha Ronson doesn’t hate Ali Lohan’s single

Samantha Ronson is shooting down a rumor that she refused to play Ali Lohan’s new single because it’s a flaming turd. The rumor started in yesterday’s Page Six, and Samantha decided to set the record straight by blogging about it on her MySpace page. But not before playing golf, slathering herself in whipped cream and fulfilling various other lesbian stereotypes:

i mean….. really?
ok- so i don’t make reference to most of the crap said but every now and then my patience wears a little bit thin—-
1- I really like the song- as soon as her myspace page goes up it will be a song of the day-
2- the only person who showed up with a cd for me to play was my lil step brother chris- he is in my top friends- i played his song coz i like it
3- where do they come up with this sh*t????
4- the most pathetic thing of all is that richard johnson is an old friend of my mother’s and therefore could have easily fact checked this one….. however- it would seem that no one cares to do any of that anymore- in fact- i’m sure if i looked up the last 10 times my name appeared on that page i would find that none of it was true.
i wouldn’t be responding to this one- but i’m afraid that people might actually believe that and that’s not fair to Ali. She’s 14 years old- high school is bad enough- do tabloids really need to torture teenagers as well?
well then- with that out of the way- I hope you are all well and check out the single on itunes- it’s a great f***ing pop song!

Alright, I can understand Samantha Ronson pretending to love Ali’s single. It’s her girlfriend’s little sister; I get it. Sam wants to stay flush with fire crotch. But “fact checking”? Now she’s just making up words.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Kim Kardashian’s ass is starting to get ridiculous

Kim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That’s not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I’m not anymore ever since they kicked me off the “Map to Pussytown” project. That was my life’s work, you jerks!

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Britney Spears de compras con su Paparazzi (Fhm magazine pics)

Kylie Minogue And Geri Halliwell Kissing

I’d like to be the meat between those pieces of bread!

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Mariah Carey See Through Dress

Nice tight see through dress Mariah!

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Jessica Alba Double Jointed

Jessica Alba shows America that she has come real talent besides looking hot.

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Celebrity.Mischa Barton s Handbag Line ON SALE NOW!
Mischa Barton has been busy designing handbags, which are now being sold online. The 22-year-old former O.C. star has a fourteen bag collection with prices ranging from $43 for a clutch to $323 for a leather satchel. Mischa’s signature emblem is a a clover (like supermodel Heidi Klum’s) with cut-out heart designs. Peep Mischa s bags at asos.com. [...]

Celeb Movie Archive.Kim Kardashian may dance with ’stars’ if your definition of the word includes Mario Lopez

Kim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she’ll appear on the next season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People reports:

I don t know where that s coming from, I can t really comment on that, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she would be honored if they asked me.
While Kardashian confessed she doesn t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, I can get down in a club.

Anyone get the feeling Kim Kardashian is about to dump Reggie Bush for Gumby? Don’t worry, it’ll come to you. In the meantime, Kim can definitely get down in a club alright. A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH- I’m going to pour steaming hot coffee on my face.

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Celeb Movie Archive.Heather Mills’ publicist quits after being called ’stupid’

Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for the, uh, whatever the hell Heather does, and had the following to say to Extra:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

Oh, sweet, Heather Mills doesn’t have a publicist anymore so I can say whatever I want about her and nobody will refute my claims. I don’t want to get too carried away though. Better start off small; okay, got it: Heather Mills’ leg planned 9/11. He shoots; he scores!

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El Famoso Beso de Madonna y Britney

hey britney?

Britney Spears Ed Hardy Bikini 1

Celebrity.Ryan & Abbie are Surfboard Sweethearts
After riding the early morning waves, Ryan Phillippe covers his face with his surfboard as he walks back to his truck in Los Angeles on Friday. His actress girlfriend Abbie Cornish and a mystery male followed Ryan to the car at a distance. The couple reportedly share a $7.4 million five-bedroom and seven-bathroom house together. It [...]

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