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Celebrity.Mischa Barton s Handbag Line ON SALE NOW!
Mischa Barton has been busy designing handbags, which are now being sold online. The 22-year-old former O.C. star has a fourteen bag collection with prices ranging from $43 for a clutch to $323 for a leather satchel. Mischa’s signature emblem is a a clover (like supermodel Heidi Klum’s) with cut-out heart designs. Peep Mischa s bags at asos.com. [...]

Celeb Movie Archive.Kim Kardashian may dance with ‘stars’ if your definition of the word includes Mario Lopez

Kim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she’ll appear on the next season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of “celebrities” that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People reports:

I don t know where that s coming from, I can t really comment on that, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she would be honored if they asked me.
While Kardashian confessed she doesn t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, I can get down in a club.

Anyone get the feeling Kim Kardashian is about to dump Reggie Bush for Gumby? Don’t worry, it’ll come to you. In the meantime, Kim can definitely get down in a club alright. A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH- I’m going to pour steaming hot coffee on my face.

Celeb Movie Archive.Heather Mills’ publicist quits after being called ‘stupid’

Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for the, uh, whatever the hell Heather does, and had the following to say to Extra:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

Oh, sweet, Heather Mills doesn’t have a publicist anymore so I can say whatever I want about her and nobody will refute my claims. I don’t want to get too carried away though. Better start off small; okay, got it: Heather Mills’ leg planned 9/11. He shoots; he scores!

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Celebrity.Ryan & Abbie are Surfboard Sweethearts
After riding the early morning waves, Ryan Phillippe covers his face with his surfboard as he walks back to his truck in Los Angeles on Friday. His actress girlfriend Abbie Cornish and a mystery male followed Ryan to the car at a distance. The couple reportedly share a $7.4 million five-bedroom and seven-bathroom house together. It [...]

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